Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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