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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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