yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
