And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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