She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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