That's when you crack a 10am beer
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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