You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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