I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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