My boss' voice literally gives me gas
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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