do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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