sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if only i could text you this smell
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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