oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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