If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
