And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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