I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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