Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
