The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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