So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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