just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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