margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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