yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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