I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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