Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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