Just cropdusted the office
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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