You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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