just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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