i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Rumble strips road head = magical
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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