Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
