She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
ttyl tear gas
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
