The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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