You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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