Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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