If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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