Your mouth is God's brothel.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We are all done wearing pants today
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