i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
