i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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