Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Acid is not a monday night drug
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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