I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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