R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
