I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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