you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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