I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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