big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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