Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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