you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
