oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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