meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
we should paint friendship bongs
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