I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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