We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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