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i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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