or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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