sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Green mimosas i think yes
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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