In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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