You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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