I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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