i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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