No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
